S-man has recently (as in 2 minutes ago) asked me to not post in real-time. And at first I almost fell off the bed with laughter at this proposition. If I could post in real-time, I would be the rocking Rock Star of big bad bloggers. I mean I can’t even remember to put some seriously important details into my posts as it is. Like for instance the last day of the My NEW RED when I realized no one had run off with my ski boots I’d so carefully put out to be stolen, I had no choice but to stick Light Days Panty liners on my shins, (a couple on each shin, hoping for some sort of relief from the pain.) and I completely forgot to mention this essential piece of information. Just think if one of my readers finds themselves in the same dilemma. (BY the way the Light Days did not help, so please do not do this as my shins were still on fire with pain.) It was my friend Clara who reminded me that I forgot to mention this little doody of a detail and then she reminded me that I also totally forgot to write about the fact that skiing with your tots in the ,Dolomites is absolutely and totally FREE!! Yes, that’s right!! You just throw your kid or kids in with the rest of the group without offering your little white piece of paper with PAID written gigantically on the front of it, all the while looking at the ski teachers saying ‘I gotta run I don’t want (insert name of kid) to start crying.’ and VOILA!! Free skiing at the baby hill!! Thank you Clara for that bit of advice.
I’m still laughing, blogging in real time..and then it dawns on me that this can only mean one thing, S-man really and truly does not read my blog. At all. Ever. Holy sunshine. And at first I’m sort of mad about this. Even a little bit offended. But then I realize maybe it’s for the best. After all it’s not like I go into his office and read his stuff, unless it’s on his iPad or something and it’s just like sitting there making that funny ding it makes when there is a new email, that of course I can not ignore because what if it’s an emergency so then and only in those moments I have a quick look.
I agree of course NO GRACE IN REAL TIME. Except this post..but only because I didn’t want to forget anything, that Clara is starting to be a real pain.