Dear Dr. G.,
Thank you very much for doing all the preliminary exams necessary making it possible to go through with the Lasik procedure this morning. (to correct my vision)
Unfortunately, I don’t think I will be coming. Nothing personal I can assure you. Just don’t think my legs are capable of getting me there.
Anyway, I am really starting to get used to not being able to see. Really I am. I’m even thinking it comes in handy sometimes. Plus I still have about 10 pairs of Daily wear contact lenses in my drawer, quite frankly it’s not even ecologically correct to waste those lenses like that. Did I also mention that I woke up with torcicollo?(which means a sore neck for my non Italian readers.)
Even if I did want to come I can’t find that 20 page consent form written in Italian, that you sent me. Plus have you seen the sun in Milan today!!?? I mean certainly it can not be a plus to have my eyes operated with this blaring sun!
Thank you also for the Lexotan, I’m sure it will come in handy some day.
If you could just let S-man(who is probably there now) know that I won’t be coming that would be great too!